Date #1: Mr. Giggles

bmlPertinent stats: He has a pulse and a penis and he asked me. I don’t know, 31, 5’11”, works in IT.

Beardliness: Not great, friends. Not great. We shall say zero beards (mostly because I don’t think he had one and also because I’m writing this up a few weeks after the fact and I can’t really remember). Continue reading