Pertinent stats: Community college professor, tall, the first and only guy to actually call me from OkCupid to talk to me instead of just texting– classy move, Professor. He gets his name because when I tell my mother what he does, she goes, “…do you really believe that?” Not sure why this guy is the line in the sand for her, but evidently he is. Also not sure who would pretend to be a college professor– an architect, sure, but a community college professor?
More of a stubble, really. Continue reading